"Trying to play a guitar and a tiny keyboard at the same time - strike one: multi instrumentalism = retarded." Demetri Martin, Behind the Joke from Comedy Central.
and finally:
"For those of you unfamiliar with the program, American Idol is an old-fashioned screaming contest for children.... Now, at the end of the contest the child is stoned to death, thus ensuring a prosperous Coca-Cola harvest for the coming year."
John Hodgman ("I'm a PC"), on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.
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