Sunday, November 12, 2006

Pure Page

I walk past a bottled water machine every day which says something to the tune of "purifed water - enhanced with minerals!"

And I'm going, this, my dears, is pure water:

Enhanced only by pretty colours and then stolen unceremoniously from someone else's website.

This, little 'uns, are minerals:

Which, you'll notice, when viewed in a microscope, does indeed look like a cookie.
Finally, this, dah-links, is water purified by minerals:

Yummy! Cookie juice! Yay!

In another matter, the South Bend Tribune recently wrote:
"Democrats want to borrow page from Republicans - and improve on it"
And I'm going: now that they've won, they actually do want a bit of that Mark Foley action, huh?

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