Well, actually it does have 'em, but only in the really tourist-y areas. You know, one of things which look like this:
Taken in Singapore. Can't help but thinking that a Flashing Green Man is like a horny little alien dude.
Of course, if it were really in the more local Penang, it'd be like this:
Also today... on The Nanny, "Relationships are like thighs. They start off smooth, the end up lumpy, but without them you wouldn't have a leg to stand on." Hilarious.